Email joke of the day also Photoshop pic updated!

Well as I said I might of tried to get the skin colour on the photoshop picture I did in the last blog well I did it and I'm happy with the result



yeah I forgot to remove the red eye and it wouldn't do it so I just have to put up with it like this.
Here's something else I did with the same image...



Now for the email joke: The Meaty Bites Diet

I've got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was standing in line at the check-out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my dick and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid bitch...why else would I buy dog food??

Photoshop time!

Well I just finished doing a photoshop picture and thought I'd blog about it. It was of a net friend I talk to and just a random Google image (both people have the same name) so here's the images

Original


Edited


Not 100% perfect such as the skin tone isn't the same but I may fix it up later if i get bothered enough here's a before and after shot in the one picture.

Click for the full picture. (any of the pictures will have a bigger picture to show just click on the picture).

All I did was select/crop a part of my friends face (roughly) and re-sized it to size so it fitted the face on the original picture then I fixed it up (such as cutting out the unwanted bits). Then I played around with the colour of the hair I changed the colour of both hairs on both pictures so they matched or looked very close to the same and then made the boobs a bit bigger and that's about it.

Well that's about it from me till I think of something else to blog...

Well it sure has been ages

Well I've had nothing really to blog about plus at this stage noone really comes here to read or anything I don't think so I've kind of gotten over posting each day as at the moment it's pretty pointless anyways I just downloaded a new game Soldier Of Fortune: Payback (also known as SOF Payback or SOF 3). It's really hated as they say the story line is boring they complain the gameplay is boring and that it's just a heap of shit.

Well so far I've read a few reviews from people and they don't have a clue what there on about it seems I at least remember one review and so far its been full of crap and the person just cant play the game or he's playing another game. He said it was hard to control things that the controls were all messed up and such, this hasn't been a problem to me he also said the graphics are pretty decent but are not that good either and that the deaths of the people you shoot is pretty cool that's pretty correct the graphics seem pretty plain to me but there not bad or good and as long as you play a version that hasn't been changed in some way (such as my country Australia) as you cannot shoot peoples heads and arms and legs and such and it was toned down so it could get a MA+15 rating and then sold in shops as for Germany it is fully banned i read.

Someone said "Dare I say this? These graphics are better then Crysis!" Even though I'm loving this game and all its no where near as good as Crysis's graphics and I'm not that much of a Crysis Fan its a good game and that but sadly my PC cant run it at full force no where near powerful enough. Anyways I think the story line is fine so far and I had read a bit about it your team mate turns on you so you shoot him but apparently he's caused some trouble so you got to fix it (or something like that).

But yeah for that guy who wrote a review I think he was talking about the Console versions also complained of crappy frame rates my computer seems to run fine with a smooth frame rate don't know an exact number but I'm sure to check it out and maybe do some gameplay footage well that's all for me here's some pics of the game!


If you'd like to download it here's some links (or Google for the torrent)
Download Links 1
Download Links 2 (Has pictures showing the game)

Poser picture time!

This is pretty much just pictures of me in Poser and pretty much a picture blog enjoy!
I played around with the lighting in two of the pictures (The Gun posing ones) and also I got the gun from a website I think it was from http://www.3dstudio-max.com/ if it wasn't then I cant remember and also all the pictures shown here are rendered.

Angry expression.
Angry expression with glasses (as I have to wear glasses).

Crossed arms neutral expression.
Crossed arms and angry expression.

Crossed arms with angry expression and glasses.
Crossed arms with angry expression and glasses but with a different angle.

Gun pose with glasses with added different angled lights.

Gun pose 2 different angles of where the lights are.
Full view of the model (without glasses).

I'm still working on getting the right look of the robber and also started on making a custom female but I think I'll ditch that project. Here's some of the Robber I have taken just doesn't look right I don't think, holding the same gun as "me" in Poser.

Not rendered.
Rendered.
Rendered.

Probably wont blog for a bit if I do then I do.

Well It's Been A While....

Well I haven't blog for ages as my internet had gone slow as my step dad was downloading a game (Mass Effect) and that used the remaining gigs that we had so they slowed our internet down as they do and slow it down to about dial up (everyone who's had that knows how painfully slow it is) so I just got it back today so thought I'd blog. I haven't got up to much ive finished and did a few more poses and such with my character same as with robber I've finished him I'll upload them as soon as I get the pictures back.

Now I'm working on making someone else a friend that I chat to online, so far so good all I need is to put some hair on the female model (using a Poser 6 model Jessi is her name the James model is also a Poser 6 model that I used for the me and the robber model). So I'm waiting for her to take the two picture shots so then she can send them to me and then I can work away with it I thought I'd start making it at the moment she has red flat shoes black jeans and a custom made shirt that she owns (as I did for my model of me).

I will post some shots of that also as I've put them on an external HD to save more room and such.